New icons for our plastic banknotes

I’ve submitted a new petition:

"Please instruct the Bank of England to use modern, inspirational Britons on the new plastic banknotes. I suggest that England’s greatest living poet, John Cooper-Clarke, should feature on the £20 note, Andy Murray on the £10 (unless Scotland votes for independence next year, in which case Sir Bradley Wiggins), Harry from One Direction on the £5 and Nigella Lawson on the £50."

I hope you will get behind my obviously sensible set of icons for modern Britain by signing up here.

In the future, everyone will be famous to fifteen people.