According the U.K. newspapers, the American grey squirrels that have been driving our own British red squirrels to extinction are now about to get their come-uppance from a new master race of mutant black super squirrels.
Scientists say the testosterone-charged black is fitter, faster and more fiercely competitive than both reds or greys.
[From The pack of mutant black squirrels that are giving Britain's grey population a taste of their own medicine| News | This is London]
I nearly fell off the couch when I read this, because I saw a mutant black squirrel in New York two weeks ago, in Central Park. I'd never seen a black squirrel before so I stopped to look and take a picture to show the folks back home...
Even more amazingly, not 20 yards away I saw the dead body of grey squirrel! Seriously! They're here already! You're next! You're next!
In the future, everyone will be famous to fifteen people.[posted with ecto]